繞口令可不止中文有，英語也有繞口令喲。來讀讀這些英語繞口令吧!

　　1.I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor's reckoning.

　　我準(zhǔn)確地記起麗貝卡麥格拉歌的賬單。

　　2.I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.

　　我看見埃素吻凱特。我看見埃素，埃素看見我，而凱特也看見我看見埃素。

　　3.I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet, I sit.

　　我撕開了一張紙，那張紙給我撕開了。在撕開了的紙上，我坐下了。

　　4.I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.

　　我思考一個問題。可是，我所思考的問題并不是我認(rèn)為自己正在思考的問題。

　　5.I wish you were a fish in my dish.

　　我巴不得你是我碟中的魚。

　　6.I am not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I am only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.

　　我不是拔雉野雞毛的人，我是他的助手。我在拔雉野雞的毛，因為拔雉野雞毛的人趕不及將雉野雞毛拔掉。

　　7.I cannot bear to see a bear bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

　　我實在不忍心看著大熊一步一步向野兔逼近。當(dāng)大熊差不多將野兔所有的毛發(fā)拔掉，我大叫：「自制啊!」

　　8.If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

　　假如史調(diào)咀嚼鞋子，史調(diào)應(yīng)否選擇他正在咀嚼的鞋子呢?

　　9.If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

　　若你看到這張告示，你會發(fā)現(xiàn)這張告示是不直得留意的。

　　10.He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

　　他用拳頭猛力推打柱子，而且聲稱他見鬼。

　　11.How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

　　假如一只美洲旱獺能夠扔掉木頭，牠可扔掉多少木頭呢?牠會扔掉，牠會，盡全力把木頭扔掉。假如一只美洲旱獺能夠扔掉木頭，牠會盡全力扔掉一只美洲旱獺能扔的木頭。

　　12.Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott.

　　內(nèi)德諾特被射殺而森姆索特則沒有被射殺。那么，做索特先生比做諾特先生好。有些人說諾特并沒有被射殺，但索特說他射殺了諾特。要不是索特向諾特開的槍并沒有將他射殺，便是諾特被射殺。假如索特開的槍射殺了諾特，諾特是被射殺了。但是，如果索特開的槍將索特射殺了，那么被射殺的是索特，不是諾特�？墒�，索特開的槍并沒有將索特射死，反而射死的是諾特。

　　13.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

　　九位友善的夜班護(hù)士愉快地照料病人。