英語搞笑故事不僅能讓我們開懷大笑還能鍛煉我們的英語,以下是幾則英語搞笑故事,希望大家在幽默的故事中提升英語水平。
英語搞笑故事一
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.
在期末考試之前,湯姆告訴他的母親:“媽媽,我昨天晚上做了一個夢,夢見我通過了今天的考試!薄安灰嘈艍,親愛的。據(jù)說夢中的經(jīng)歷通常與現(xiàn)實相反!眿寢尨鸬馈!澳敲,我真希望在今晚的夢中,我的其他功課都不及格!睖氛f。
英語搞笑故事二
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
弟弟:我看見你親我姐姐了,如果你不給我五分錢,我就告訴我爸。姐姐的男朋友:不要那樣做。給你五分錢。弟弟:我這個月已經(jīng)賺了一塊兩毛五了。
英語搞笑故事三
Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?
Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?
Reggie: That's what I want to find out.
里基:我們又得到了一條新狗,你愿意過來和他玩一會嗎?
羅恩:嗯,我不知道----它咬人嗎?
里基:這正是我想要查明的。
英語搞笑故事四
When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. oneSaturday, I put my foot down. "All right, you two," I said sternly. "No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting."
As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, "C'mon, Steven, let's get dirty . "
我五歲的兒子和他的表弟在一起的時候,總要招來大亂。一個星期六,我開始抗議了!昂美玻銈儍蓚,”我嚴(yán)厲地說,“不許叫喊,不許亂拿,不許哭鬧,不許亂敲,不許取笑,不許扯淡,不許弄壞玩具,不許亂抓,不許打架! 我剛轉(zhuǎn)身要走,就聽我兒子說:“來,斯蒂文,我們來把自己弄臟吧。”
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