經典搞笑短信中英文對照

　　經典短信

　　Love begin with a smile, grow with a kiss, and end with tears.

　　Love begin with a message, growth with more messages, and end with no message.

　　Sindy 留言：Is this message classical? Wish you all have a pleasant love, forever, forever...

　　戀人之間的短信

　　If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and

　　get "HURT". But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have

　　a "HEART" without "U".

　　送給朋友的.英文短信

　　Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know

　　I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u

　　will never die.

　　搞@笑@短@信

　　Roses are red,

　　violence are blue,

　　Someone like you

　　belongs to the zoo!

　　Don't be mad,

　　don't be blue,

　　Einstein was

　　ugly too!

　　搞笑短信 （中英文對照）

　　"你知道達爾文嗎?"剛結識的女友突然問道.

　　"當然知道."小王的語氣十分自信:"我學過兩年,比英文和日文難學多啦!"

　　"Do you know Darwin?" His new girl friend asked abruptly.

　　"OF course." Xiaowang said in self-confident voice:"I have studied it for two years,and it is more difficult than English and Japanese."

　　Sincerely hope you will like this message!

　　經典英文短信

　　I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden.

　　Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest.

　　Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean.

　　Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you.

　　It is a nice message. You can send to all your good friends or your love one.

　　I like this message. How about you?

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